Twisted Wishes

This is one that's from my other forum so I wanna give it a shot here
The rules to this is twist the wish of the person in front of you then after make a wish of your own
it's kinda confusing, here's an example
Person 1: I wish that I can drive
Person 2: Wish granted BUT you get in an accident and get your driver's licenses taken away.

So I'll start it off

I wish it would get warmer out

Wish granted. But it gets warm, then hot, then do hot that you die of dehydration.

I wish day was night.

Wish granted; but now up is down, left is right, and hot is cold, and the whole world explodes from trying to get switched back around.

I wish that I was taller.

Ooh, this is like "corrupt a wish"! I miss playing this!

Wish granted, now you're sooooooo tall your head is in the outer space and you can't breathe. .___.

I wish Batman and Wonder Woman were together.

Wish granted: but they both die an hour after the wedding in a futile attempt to stop the Spectre from bringing judgement upon the Earth......depressing, but it works!

I wish Echo was still alive.

Again?! Come on Echo how many times you gonna pull that one on us?!?!?! Why Echo!!!!???? Why! Ahem...I apologize. Now where we're we? Ah yes! Wish granted: now the whole world is 100% male, everyone has super strength, broods all days and just wants to be loved by there non existent biological father. Everyone is fighting everyone else, the govarment disbands and the world decends into Anarchy!

I wish that America was a monarchy!

Wish granted; but I'm in charge.

I wish the tree hadn't fallen outside.

Hey! Who edited my post?!

o_o Which part was edited? There'd be a small note saying the post was edited if it were edited...

Wish granted, but now all the other trees in the world fall together at the same time and the whole world have only one tree to breathe oxygen from.

I wish I have free, fast, unlimited internet.

Wish Granted: Then your computer crashes into the ocean.

I wish that I could sleep at normal hours of the day...